[ There's no preamble here, just straight to the point: ]

I need to know how to eat a fuckton of food. And I ain't talkin' eating though just one buffet. That's fucking weak. I'm talking five! Or ten! [ He actually sounds rather serious about this. ]Guess I could find a way to make the little shit lose his appetite too. . . don't they have stuff ( Read more... )

[ Suddenly, on a network near you: lots of white noise. Or is that the cackling of fire? Followed by a SLAM of a blade against concrete, like it's being impaled into it. ]

Yo, Siren's Port. You know the first thing your greeters told me when I got here? They told me that your monsters were dangerous, so don't you go outside after the sirens, blah ( Read more... )